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JOKE PAGE Ok every game now someone has
a new joke so now we have given you a chance to share your jokes with everyone.
Simple rules all jokes must be clean and about football.
After diverting Darren Bents shot into his own net, the red liverpool beach ball admitted:"I feel a bit deflated and I think I may have blown our chances. I've never felt as flat as this since a puncture on formby beach, someone told me afterwards that I have become the first beach ball to score in the north east since mick quinn but i'm still not happy. I was really pumped up for this game but when the goal went in i just wanted to bury my head in the sand". To make matters worse sunderland boss steve bruce named the ball as man of the match. The ball added "I was really floating when i got the chance to go on the pitch but now all that talk of liverpool winning the title looks like hot air. But there is an upside to this, after the game my agent rang me to say manchester city have made a £30 million bid for me Liverpool have released their new club anthem. I'm forever
bouncing beach balls
Carlsberg don't do football teams, but if they did, they'd probably get beaten
by an inflatable beach ball.
The lad who is accused of throwing the beach ball onto the pitch at Liverpool's defeat to Sunderland has claimed it wasn't him as he was asleep in his hotel room at the time. Chelsea have a new sponsor. last minute.com. Outbreak of swine flu in west London 40 000 Chelsea fans sick as pigs I think Chelsea were robbed last night. Now they know how Marks and Spencer felt when john Terry's mum popped in. Just put Stamford bridge in my sat nav ,it says 2 mins from Rome An
Arsenal fan and Spurs fan collide in a huge accident on the motorway. Both
cars are a wreck, but both men are unhurt. Haringey Council today refused Tottenham Hotspur F.C. permission for a new stadium on Northumberland Park. They said its ok to have a fun fair once a year but a circus every 2 weeks was taking the mickey A young lad asks his mum where his new spurs shirt is. Mum says 'i washed it and its drying on the line.' the lad rushes to the window to see his top lying in the mud... He says 'mum why is my spurs shirt on the floor?' His mum looks out and shouts, 'the thieving gits... they've took me pegs!!' Thanks Darren and everyone else keep them coming Q. What's the difference between a squirrel
and spurs? A man was found dead floating in the Thames, wearing a blond wig, full make-up, bra, knickers, suspenders and a Spurs shirt. Before informing the next of kin the police removed the Spurs shirt to save the family embarrassment. I just went down to the newsagents and bought Tottenham Hotspur magazine. Thank goodness they had porn mags to hide it in
Liverpool have just signed two new players .One is a
Japanese international the other a promising young Italian under 21.Manager
Rafael Benitez has said both players will fit into the scouse way of life. One
called Nikamota the other Robateli.
Thanks Mark Calvin I have tried to clean your joke up but not a chance. Very funny joke.
Gazza has been
sectioned under the mental health act and sent to institution for retards with
no chance of recovery." We're glad to have him back" says Keegan!
Keegan has today
confirmed he will bringing some new faces into St James Park. Upon hearing the
news Peter Beardsley has asked for one of them
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