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Ok every game now someone has a new joke so now we have given you a chance to share your jokes with everyone. Simple rules all jokes must be clean and about football.
 

                                                                                                    

                       

                                 

 

An  Arsenal fan and Spurs  fan collide in a huge accident on the motorway. Both cars are a wreck, but both men are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we are meant to be friends" says the Arsenal fan "I agree" replies the Spurs fan
The Arsenal  fan then returns to the wreckage of his car, and finds a bottle of whiskey he had been saving.
Look" he says to the Spurs  fan, "this must be another sign from God, we should drink this whiskey to celebrate our friendship and survival"
He hands the bottle over to the Spurs fan who takes a large gulp from the bottle before passing it back to the Arsenal fan, who then puts the top back on & returns the bottle to his car.
Aren't you having any?" asks the Spurs fan. "No" replied the Arsenal fan, "I think I’ll wait till the Police get here."

Spurs are already thinking of changing Ramos for a new manager at Christmas. Chairman Daniel Levy said " we hope to get snooker legend Steve Davis in charge by Christmas, as by then we wont just need points, we'll need  snookers as well!
Thanks Steve

Daniel Levy, the chairman of Tottenham Hotspur, sees an old woman crossing the road struggling with 2 heavy shopping bags. He shouts over "Can you manage love?" She replies "Clear off, I don't want the job!
Thanks Rick

Calvin I have tried to clean your joke up but not a chance. Very funny joke.

Gazza has been sectioned under the mental health act and sent to institution for retards with no chance of recovery." We're glad to have him back" says Keegan!
Thanks Mr Smith

Keegan has today confirmed he will bringing some new faces into St James Park. Upon hearing the news Peter Beardsley has asked for one of them
Thanks Steve

Ok now it your turn send your joke to paul@afcsas.co.uk or you can txt me.
 

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